– There are two ways to disable an alligator, Mr Bond.
– I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?
– One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the pressure point above its eye.
– And the other way?
– Oh, the other way is twice as simple. Just stick your hand in its mouth and pull out all its teeth.
This month, Brendan, Nathan, Richard and James watch the first of Roger Moore's seven Bond films: Live and Let Die. We cringe at the racism, admire Tee Hee's positive approach to his work and enjoy Roger Moore's best hair ever.
As always, Bondfinger is not safe for work. And the opinions expressed in this podcast have no legal standing or cultural validity.
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